" 'Sup, Angie? You're looking mighty foxy today."
"A little tense, though. You look like you could use a backrub."
"No, No, I am fine, Mr. President, I- Oh, mein Gott."
"That's it, Angie-baby. Just relaaaax and enjoy it. Ohhh yeah, that's nice..."
"Ah, yes, danke, Mr. President, that was most refreshingpleasegetthefuckoffofme!"
"Well, I guess I'd best be moseying along and see if anyone else needs to be relaxified. I'm the relaxer, heh-heh."
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
UPDATE: Siun in FDL comments found a link to the actual video on the Bild website. Merkel looks really, really pissed.
4 comments:
He hehe.. he is a regular Joe kind of guy, dontcha know?
What an embarassment to our nation, this idiot is!
He looks like he's in a trance. Whaddya all think of his total lack of any expression? Spooky! Like some kind of sleep-walking psycho.
Love the "transcript!"
He's brilliant now the entire world will hate us not just 99% thanks alot asshole
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