Oh. My. God. And you thought swearing with his mouth full was bad, how about sexually harassing a head of state? Photos courtesy of Mash, by way of Taylor Marsh, by way of Digby. I have helpfully added an unofficial transcript.
" 'Sup, Angie? You're looking mighty foxy today."
"A little tense, though. You look like you could use a backrub."
"No, No, I am fine, Mr. President, I- Oh, mein Gott."
"That's it, Angie-baby. Just relaaaax and enjoy it. Ohhh yeah, that's nice..."
"Ah, yes, danke, Mr. President, that was most refreshingpleasegetthefuckoffofme!"
"Well, I guess I'd best be moseying along and see if anyone else needs to be relaxified. I'm the relaxer, heh-heh."
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
UPDATE: Siun in FDL comments found a link to the actual video on the Bild website. Merkel looks really, really pissed.