Buggin' Out

Those silly liberal bloggers are getting all worked up about how Joe Lieberman's latest campaign button is missing a union "bug." This is just further proof that those latte-sipping elitists think of the proud American working man as nothing more than an insect, to be crushed under their Birkenstocks as they emerge from their limousines and sushi bars.

Joe Lieberman understands that the best way to honor the American worker is to ignore his existence completely, so that he can do his job without any silly distractions. Joe Lieberman considerately steers well clear of these proud Americans so that he won't accidentally step on one.

Three cheers for Joe Lieberman, a real American hero and patriot!