Cardboard scenery, paper snowflakes and angel wings from the Halloween store are the stuff that kids' Christmas pageants are made of."A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant" - based on the teachings of the church founded by L. Ron Hubbard - includes many of the same ingredients.
But there are a few props that you don't find in a typical pageant.
Like a dancing brain.
A child "robot" narrator.
And a Suri Cruise sock puppet.
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Suri "is a pink puppet with a pacifier and feathery hair," says Alex Timbers, who conceived the show and directs. "She's really cute."
Kyle Jarrow wrote the book, music and lyrics for the 55-minute show that celebrates the life and teachings of Hubbard, using the idiom of a children's Christmas pageant.
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The cast is comprised of kids ages 8 to 12 costumed in jazzy choir robes. The grade-school performers reenact Hubbard's birth (in a manger, of course) and explain the creation myth according to Scientology.
As for little Suri, don't worry, she's not unchaperoned. Mom Katie is also a sock puppet.
Says Timbers, "She's beige-y gray with brown pipe-cleaner hair. She's got big eyes. They bobble."
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
A Very Scientological Christmas
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I am speechless! And ease off the espresso flavored beans now will ya?
And people think I'm deluded for being an atheist.
There is a brilliant episode of Andy Richter Controls The Universe where one of Andy's coworkers reveals that he belongs to a religion that worships a giant sheep in the sky. Their holy book appears to involve a lot of monster-on-monster sex, too.
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