I'm full of tinier media!!!
But what we're really interested in is your cyborg eye.
It appears to have grown larger and blurrier.
Yes. Yes it has.
Why did you cut your hair? Was it too hot? We thought it was pretty sexy in the first picture! We guess it's still sexy in the second. We don't want haircuts, ourselves. Well... maybe I do (Saddie).
Ah, it just got too sloppy and high-maintenance, and there were proto-mullet wings in the back that were not visible in the photo...
"I realized that it was my hair that was making me hot."-- Pedro
Does this mean that if we vote for Eli, all our wildest dreams will come true?
Does this mean that if we vote for Eli, all our wildest dreams will come true?Well, chicks really dig guys with skillz.
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