Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Great Moments In Sportswriting

I kinda like this one, actually...
"I'm no Isaac Newton," guard Pete Kendall said yesterday, "but it seems to me that if he wasn't pushed, he would've come down inbounds."

Unfortunately for the Jets, the 17th-century English scientist wasn't the field judge in Sunday's 20-13 loss to the Browns.
I like the visual. Reminds me of those Burger King football commercials, but less weird.


watertiger said...

evil. that burger king is evil.

Eli said...

Perhaps that is why I love him so.