Wednesday, June 07, 2006

I'm 37. I'm Not Old.

Happy birthday to me...
King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man."
Stoopit kings. No respect for their elders.

20 comments:

ntodd said...

I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'.

PS--You ARE old. Neener, neener, neener.

JeffCO said...

Aww, happy birthday! I remember 37....

The Kenosha Kid said...

Happy Birthday. If I have my way, you won't live to see 38 .. mwahaha ... MWAHAHAHAHA ... MWAHAHAHAHA*cough*cough*cough*

Anonymous said...

Happy Fucking Birthday Pal!!!!!!

Many happy returns, ya old coot.

BTW I wouldn't worry too much about the kid from Wisconsin.

Kent

Moonbootica said...

I hope you have a wonderful birthday Eli :)

Elmo said...

Happy Birthday!!!

ina said...

Happy Birthday by the handful!
Love,
Ina

pie said...

Happy birthday, Eli!!!!

I luv you.


37 is not old. Either is 54. :)

Phila said...

Happy bidet, Eli!

You've still got three years 'til your mind goes.

four legs good said...

You might be old, but you're not as old as me.

Happy birthday.

Eli said...

Thanks, everybody!!! Dream on, Kenosha.

charley said...

yep, 37 was when i started worrying about getting old.

wasn't long after that.

"meet you in the next world, don't be late"

Anonymous said...

Everybody sing!

"Happy Bananaphone to you..."
-Mr.M

Can't get the song out of my head!

Remek said...

That's ok, I'm 48 and still act 13 in many ways.

You're as old as you feel and young as you look... or was it young as you feel and old as you look?

Anyway, it's a day late, and dollar short, but happy friggin' b-day!

Sandy-LA 90034 said...

What 4Legs said, I'll echo.

Hope your birthday was fun and you'll have many more of them ahead of you in a world that is in tune with liberal values.

Eli said...

Thanks, more everybodys!

Birthday was pretty fun - wandered around and took almost 700 pictures, then played some softball (badly) and took close to 150 more...

Laudio said...

Found your site randomly, Googling for that bit of the Holy Grail script. I'm 37 today, and I've been waiting for this birthday to roll around just so I could set that audio clip as my ringtone.

Happy birthday, by the way!

Eli said...

Hee hee. Good on ya, and happy birthday!

Aquaria said...

Aw, hon. I missed this.

Happy belated birthday. Wish I could give you that spanking, with a special "one to grow on."

;)

And I don't know what this old business is about.

I'm 44, and I definitely don't feel old. Or so my boyfriends tell me.

Blue Gal said...

43 next month. Hey, we're not boomers.