This week's quote is from the Troma classic, Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D., in which an inept police detective is given the ability to transform into a superhero with awesome kabuki powers.
"I like a dog-faced monkey that has an appreciation of expensive sports cars."
And, of course, there'll be other people's cats...
More Gollum. Even while petting, I retain my sense of composition.