Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Lede Of The Day

From the NY Daily News:
Ex-stripper Anna Nicole Smith's ample assets will be in the hands of soon-to-be-confirmed chief justice John Roberts.

This case will almost certainly hinge on some very arcane and subtle aspect of constitutional law, such as "Which would-be heir to the money is more likely to donate it to Republican candidates?"

1 comment:

oldwhitelady said...

Ex-stripper Anna Nicole Smith's ample assets will be in the hands of soon-to-be-confirmed chief justice John Roberts.

which assets?