Friday, January 19, 2007

Quote Of The Day

Kung Fu Monkey:
...Cheney and Gonzales have dropped the Constitution into a hole in the White House basement and are currently dancing naked around the pit, penises tucked between their legs, screaming "It rubs the lotions on its Amendments!" at the shuddering, terrified document, and there's nary a peep.
Now that's speaking my language.

3 comments:

david said...

You wrote that yourself. Fess up. Nobody else's imagination could've conjured that. Heckuva job, Eli.

Eli said...

Don't I wish.

oldwhitelady said...

And what a picture it brings to mind!