Monday, January 08, 2007

Eli's Obsession With The Google

On the first page of blog search results for masturbation soldiers.

You laugh, but if deployed properly they can be absolutely devastating to enemy morale.

Maybe this is the "surge" we so desperately need.


UPDATE: Also the #1 search result for an unauthorized scientological pageant.

3 comments:

Interrobang said...

And I thought some of my keyword term searches were weird...

Like "marxist the handmaid's tale" and "Word Emotions thanx."

Anonymous said...

You're a star, eli.

Eli said...

But of WHAT???

And Interro, those searches are nothing to sneeze at.