Tiny Droplets Of Spam

I don't really have any full spams to share today, no great moments in spam literature, but I was rather tickled by a couple of Engrish-y turns of phrase:

At the end of an e-mai lfrom "ann" of Hong Kong Green Electronics Co., Ltd:

Ps: We feel very sorry if this mail caused your inconvenient or interupt your normal work

please kindly inform us we will avoid to interupt you again .

And from "Oprahs.FavoriteThings" (is that Visual Basic?), an e-mail entitled "Eli Are.Up.For.Grabs". I'm not entirely sure what it means, but hot damn, it sounds like fun!