Saturday, April 15, 2006

More Great Moments In Spam Literature

Today's entry is from Eve Duncan, entitled "hit-and-run." Enjoy!
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"throat the wildlife demoralize innovative a to camaraderie soothe"? "blood type that chew and prosper kernel hydroelectric"? Why the hell can't I write like that???

4 comments:

flory said...

Serious alcohol consumption helps.

Might be your problem.

V said...

I can really relate to this. Because, I mean, everybody New Age makes me want to barf!!! too. And all that stuff about kernel hydroelectric, that's obviously a desperate plea for an effective-supper-groveling regime change away from fossil fuels and towards, like, biodiesel. Or something.

Or maybe not.

Anonymous said...

Hmm... this almost compares to a recent spam I got with a nigerian banking scam. The message itself was completely unremarkable except that it was addressed from "Ted Smith". That made me laugh pretty hard.

Beth said...

You can write like that and you take great pictures.

I hope that your Sunday is good, however you celebrate it.

Peace.