Saturday, April 01, 2006

Bush's Top Secret Immigration Plan Revealed

I have figured out the President's subtle-yet-devastatingly-effective secret plan to curb illegal immigration once and for all. The mistake his predecessors have made has been to focus only on enforcement and interdiction. Bush is the first president forward-thinking and creative enough to focus on the demand side of the immigration equation.

The Bush Immigration Plan, in a nutshell, is to make America such an economic, legal, and political wasteland that no self-respecting Mexican would ever want to live here. It is a strategy he is uniquely qualified to execute, and he is pursuing it with single-minded dedication.

President Fox had better start thinking about what his immigration policy is going to be...

1 comment:

oldwhitelady said...

Ha ha ha! Oh, my gosh! I think you are absolutely correct. But... what does that say about the US citizens who stay in the country?