From an e-mail update regarding my stepmother's birthday picnic this weekend:
"We will have plenty of spoons and I will bring pigs."
I have no idea what it means, but I am filled with vague unease.
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I'm full of tinier media!!!
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Could the spoons be to spoon off the excess porcine fat as it melts during cooking?
Another uneasy image..
Vague unease? Outright alarm is called for.
And spoons are wimps. You can't stab with them.
But I'm biased.
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Jay, I was actually wondering if there would be some kind of bacon pudding.
*wonders if it's too late to invite Thers*
Spork, are you suggesting that a spork could be used to bring down a pig? I am having difficulty believing this...
Bwahahahaha
I often send my invitations in Mad Lib form, too.
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