Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Cryptic Family Quote Of The Day

From an e-mail update regarding my stepmother's birthday picnic this weekend:

"We will have plenty of spoons and I will bring pigs."

I have no idea what it means, but I am filled with vague unease.


karmic_jay said...

Could the spoons be to spoon off the excess porcine fat as it melts during cooking?

Another uneasy image..

spork_incident said...

Vague unease? Outright alarm is called for.

And spoons are wimps. You can't stab with them.

But I'm biased.


Eli said...

Jay, I was actually wondering if there would be some kind of bacon pudding.

*wonders if it's too late to invite Thers*

Spork, are you suggesting that a spork could be used to bring down a pig? I am having difficulty believing this...

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geor3ge said...

I often send my invitations in Mad Lib form, too.