Friday, May 05, 2006

Gossing Over

I Goss, er, guess Bush must have finally found someone less qualified...

CIA Director Porter J. Goss resigned today after less than two years on the job, President Bush announced at the White House.

Bush said Goss offered his resignation this morning and that "I've accepted it."

"Ah'm the accepter, see..."

Neither the president nor Goss, who sat to Bush's right as he made the announcement in the Oval Office, gave a reason for the resignation.

The Republicans truly must be the Family Values party, judging by how much time they all want to spend with theirs.


1 comment:

flory said...

well...if family is defined as "male hookers at the Watergate" then, yes...yes they do.