Sunday, January 15, 2006

Life In Pittsburgh

Courtesy of Ol' Froth, who heard this on his police scanner:
(car#) County, (address). Complainant says a man, possibly a teenager, came to his house dressed as a chicken.
Well, alrighty then. (I have an alibi, I swear)


Perhaps this will help you to visualize. And possibly give you nightmares for the rest of your life.

4 comments:

Aloysius said...

Oddly, Subservient Chicken was the first thing I thought of while reading this.

Man, I just don't want to see that creepy Burger King-thing on a Subservient website, unless I could tell it to "get the hell off my TV."

Ol' Froth said...

Well, it wasn't the scanner, but the radio in my patrol unit. I just wished it was my call!

four legs good said...

And just what the heck did the complainant think the chicken suited teenager was gonna do?

Ol' Froth said...

He could have egged the house!