This week's quote:
"Who knows, if you get your tongue fixed, you could make millions of people happy."
From... The Muppet Movie, that prurient paragon of perviness. I have no recollection of what the quote means, so I'm just going to take it at face value.
And, of course, there'll be other people's cats...
Christmas Kitty! My step-aunt's kitty looked grumpy, but was actually kinda friendly. Or itchy.