I have just been informed that chimney sweeps will be coming to my apartment sometime in the next week or two, despite its advanced state of non-fireplace-havingness.
I am not making this up.
It's something to do with checking the heating vents, apparently. Alas, I will not be home at the time, so I won't get to see if their breath is all sooty like in the FedEx commercial.
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Chimney sweeps in this day and age? I hope they have their masks. However, thinking of masks... if they have masks, they could do some burglaring while sweeping, eh?
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