Thursday, November 10, 2005

Bush's Top Secret Avian Flu Plan Revealed

I have managed to obtain a highly classified copy of the Bush administration's strategy for countering a potential avian flu epidemic.

Phase 1: Invade Turkey.

Phase 2: Invade Geese.

Phase 3: Bomb Parrots and Chicken Itza into smithereens.

Phase 4: Declare victory. Medals for everyone!

Guinea, New Guinea, and Guinea-Bissau are tiptoeing around and hoping no-one remembers they exist.

1 comment:

The Kenosha Kid said...

These are the kind of jokes that inspired the whole "ELI MUST BE STOPPED" movement.