I have managed to obtain a highly classified copy of the Bush administration's strategy for countering a potential avian flu epidemic.
Phase 1: Invade Turkey.
Phase 2: Invade Geese.
Phase 3: Bomb Parrots and Chicken Itza into smithereens.
Phase 4: Declare victory. Medals for everyone!
Guinea, New Guinea, and Guinea-Bissau are tiptoeing around and hoping no-one remembers they exist.
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These are the kind of jokes that inspired the whole "ELI MUST BE STOPPED" movement.
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