Today, Sci-Fi Channel, 5PM: King Cobra. Watch it.
It is sheer bad-move genius from start to finish; from Hoyt Axton singing the opening theme song ("Seth Is The Devil"), to Erik Estrada(!) camping it up as a flamingly gay parade organizer, to Pat Morita talking "Is that all you got?" smack to a giant poisonous snake.
Your life will be immeasurably poorer if you do not watch this movie.