Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Blind Item Of The Week

From the NY Daily News' Gatecrasher column:
Which small-screen star - who doesn't get out much - engages a dominatrix in a Manhattan "dungeon" to stand on his groin in a parka and repeat in a loud whisper, "We're on the top of a mountain, no one can hear us ..."
Wow. Now that's a fetish!

6 comments:

V said...

Is it the guy who played Urkel? That's just my gut reaction.

Eli said...

Oh, please let it be so - or maybe Screech.

V said...

You know Screech is selling a sex tape, right?

Eli said...

I really wish I didn't, but yes.

V said...

Apparently he gives someone a Dirty Sanchez. He's all class.

Eli said...

I wasn't going to mention that...

That's got to be, like, in the Top Three Signs That Your Life Has Hit Rock Bottom: "Allowed Screech to give you a Dirty Sanchez."