Headline Of The Week

Satan Feels Pressure to Score

(That's the front-page headline; the actual article headline is a bit less... provocative)

Hard to put my finger on my favorite part of the story itself, but it's probably the part where the coach gives Satan a pep talk.


And let me just reiterate my wish for Satan to get traded across the river, because just one "Satan Leads Devils to Victory" headline would make my decade.