Friday, July 01, 2005

Crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.

News from the future:

WASHINGTON, June 22, 2007 - In a series of controversial 5-4 decisions penned by Chief Justice Antonin Scalia and Associate Justice [William Pryor/Priscilla Owen/Janice Rogers Brown/Ann Coulter/Rush Limbaugh/James Dobson/insert right-wing nutjob here], the United States Supreme Court has ruled all presidential and congressional elections unconstitutional, with all congressional seats to be filled by presidential appointment.

The Court abolished the Constitutional amendment limiting presidents to two terms, effectively making George W. Bush president for life. And in their most surprising ruling, they also held that it is unconstitutional for anyone who is not a direct descendant of a president to hold the office in the future.

Following the public announcement of the rulings, President-For-Life Bush made a brief statement heralding the demise of judicial activism.


smalfish said...

Fuck that.What we need is a big fucking cannon. Blow this shit right the fuck out of the water.

oldwhitelady said...

Crap is right. How upsetting!
Freedom on the run.