This week's quote:
"I look like your mother and you love me! My therapist says so and it's true!"
is spoken by an extremely ugly and unconvincing transvestite who is in love with the main character, a gay, ridiculously well-endowed, hardboiled Italian cop who works in New York City. Oh, right, the name of the movie: Killer Condom - As one might expect, it involves a captive mad scientist enslaved by addiction to red jelly, and forced to genetically engineer vicious, sharp-toothed, bitey creatures that look an awful lot like condoms, right up until they, um, feed.
Released by Troma, so you know it must be quality.
And for those of you with more pedestrian tastes, here is a cat:
Once again, La Sexy Eek.