Spam With A Plan

Admittedly not great literature, but thought-provoking nonetheless. From Rita Laird, provocatively titled "GAIN UP":

How Would You Like a Much Bigger Pfg Efl Nfd Iem S?
GAIN UPTO 2-3 Ier Njg Ced Hok Eed Sog !!
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Lord knows, my Eed Sog could stand to be a little bigger.